That's enough, Chief.
Why add so much of water?
But we need a lot of water, Mr. SDO.
Look, you are already getting 75 percent of this canal's water.
Let the poor farmers also reap a few gains.
They are only left with 25 percent of the water supply.
We will increase your percentage.
You can then decrease theirs.
Officer, we own more land.
They hardly have 2.5 acres each.
But you have comparatively lesser land near the Canal outlet.
Inspector, I don't think he is interested in helping us.
Now only you will have to resolve our issue.
Well, Chief, this is not as complicated as Algebra.
I know of a way to solve it.
If you need the canal's water..
..then you'll have to find a solution to the land near it.
Why crack jokes, Chief?
Do you know who owns that land?
Jaggi Kuenwala.
I, Vimla Kumari, welcome you to the programme
'My village, My fields'.
Today we are going to introduce you to a successful farmer
from district Ludhiana's village Bullewal Khurad, Jagjeet Singh.
He is an expert in organic farming.
Hello, Mr. Jagjeet Singh.
Yes.
Hello to everyone.
Madam, this is my first time in front of the camera.
So, I am a little shy.
So ask me the questions quickly. Focus should be on my farming.
Okay, Mr. Jagjeet Singh. - Okay, madam.
Tell us, what is the reason behind such a big size of this pumpkin?
Forget about the pumpkin. Ask me about this radish.
Okay, Mr. Jagjeet Singh.
Tell us about this radish's extraordinary growth.
You haven't asked me about the name of my radish.
Her name is Ms. Radish.
Okay, Mr. Jagjeet Singh. - Yes, Madam.
Tell us, how can one grow this type of Ms. Radish.
Don't ask how, ask why. Ask that - Okay.
Forget it. I will tell you why.
Small farmers had been growing radishes.
If one has to do agriculture
it should be something advanced. - Okay.
Like we nurture our children with food and love
and then they grow up to be young and healthy.. - Right.
Similarly, you need to nurture them with love and good manure.
Only then they reach to this blooming youth.
Okay. - Yes, madam.
That was Mr. Jagjeet Singh..
No.. We are yet to discuss about the pumpkin.
The one about which you questioned me earlier.
No, some other time, maybe. - Yes, I grow peanuts as well.
No.. This was Mr. Jagjeet Singh. - Even they are huge in size.
He told us about his farming inventions.
Goodbye. - Yes..
Goodbye.
Successful farmer!
My village.. My fields.
"White teeth.."
"White teeth can't stop smiling."
Makes sense?
"Without a doubt.."
Really?
No?
Then here it is, a peppy number.
"Enjoy the frivolous fun of the fair."
"Enjoy the merriment and fun of the fair."
Roop, people think we tend to feel like dancing when we hear music.
They don't know that you give milk
only after listening to songs.
Roop Kaur..
...don't you think you are acting pricey just like the movie stars?
Taking into consideration the current situation of Punjab..
You will give milk only on Wednesdays.
When we have power.. I will play the songs.
And then, Roop will produce milk.
Don't question me.
The village you are from..
Start the engine and go back to it.
Come on, get going.
This is a government market.
You cannot stop me from selling my vegetables here.
What do you think of yourself?
Here's Gorkhaland, center point.
Attack.
Hands up!
Why did you throw uncle's cauliflowers?
What's this?
He's the village chief's son.
He wanted to join the army
but couldn't measure up to their standards.
Did the chief father him or was he made to order?
Stand here, I'll show you who's your daddy.
Why don't you stand first?
Go and call whomever you want to.
Oh no..
You shouldn't be hesitant.
You should holler.
You were about to get drowned.
I am here to help you.
Now you will have to take a sunbath.
What about you?
Are you getting enough protein?
Having fun?
Who has done this black magic?
Oh yes, I have done this for the growth process.
You have only grown so much in two weeks?
Don't you want to grow up to be like a pumpkin?
Or shall I have you for lunch?
Scared you!
Do this. - Yes.. - Go this way.
And I will tackle him from behind.. - Let's go.
"In my imagination, she dwells like a beautiful dream.."
No matter what happens. I am not going anywhere today.
You couldn't become a soldier
that doesn't mean you turn the village into a battlefield.
Come with us, quickly.
You cannot become a successful farmer if you keep fighting.
Those guys beat us black and blue.
They insulted us as well.
This is Jaggi's well and not Jalaluddin Akbar's court
where problems of the troubled are resolved.
Take the chief with you and file a report at the police station.
If you keep doing this, I won't be able to focus on farming.
They ruined Mr. Jagat's cauliflowers.
They won't let you sell even your vegetables in the market.
So what should I do?
At the end, all the villagers say the same thing.
'Jaggi is naive. Jaggi is mad'.
'You cannot be mad at a mad man'.
The village council isn't as good as you
when it comes to resolving issues.
Jaggi, the matter will worsen if we don't counter it now.
Right. - Soon they will go after my corn.
And then they will uproot your radishes.
We have already availed loans for farming.
How will we get the money to harvest the crops?
Our farmers will commit suicide.
We won't even be able to sow Pearl Millet.
Our cattle will starve to death.
Think about it.
What will happen to your Roop and Preet?
What if we end up fighting?
It's okay if it stays in the village.
But if it reaches Jalandhar Doordarshan..
...then my career will crumble like a weak roof.
I cannot go with you guys.
Fine, then.
You can save either your career or your village.
Let's go then.
Get the tractor ready. I will go and talk to them.
Sir, if you move the tractor
then you will regret it all your life.
Think about it.
Nimma, let's resolve this right away.
Why exaggerate the matter?
Apologise to him and resolve this here itself.
Okay, let's resolve it.
Yes.. Draw five lines with your nose.
That's enough to resolve it.
What more can I do for you?
I am talking to him.
This isn't a solution, Nimma.
Soldier, you were talking about this Jaggi?
You have already beaten them up.
Ms. Bimla says that too much fertilizer kills the weeds
but it also kills the crop sometimes. - Get lost.
Don't push me, pal. Otherwise, he will show up.
Who will show up?
The successful farmer gives up.
Now this game will last for long.
Manage the situation in the end.
A cur should chew on the bone which it can swallow.
You shouldn't feel hesitant.
You should call me whenever you need me.
I am not hesitant.
I am scared of you.
I thought you were only a coward.
You are also insane, Sardaar.
We tried telling them before as well.
But they never understand.
'Ji'.
Sardaarji.
Whenever you say Sardaar, always add 'Ji' to it.
"Sardaarji!"
"We groove only when we are dressed for it."
"Damsels join us and show their moves"
"whenever we groove."
"Whenever we groove.."
"We groove only when we are dressed for it."
"Damsels join us and show their moves"
"whenever we groove."
"We keep our cool even in tense situations.."
"In tense situations.."
"That is the reason we are called Sardaarji."
"That is the reason"
"we are called Sardaarji.."
"We are always faithful to the one we love."
"We never cheat those who are in love."
"We always live by our word."
"We aren't scared of anyone."
"We never forget what our beloveds have done to us."
"Our beloveds have done to us.."
"That is the reason we are called Sardaarji."
"Toys for the girls."
"Turban for my brother."
"Stole for my sister-in-law."
"And zilch for the son-in-law."
Does singing this song quell your anger?
Yes, Doctor. This helps me get rid of Athra.
Athra?
Yes, I call him Athra.
Since when are you seeing Athra?
I was in the fifth grade when I saw him for the first time.
He used to be around this tall.
His hair tied in a small bun. He would wear a black scarf.
"Lift him up. Hurl him away."
He was so cute to look at.
But was very hot tempered.
Do you feel scared when Athra shows up?
He isn't a ghost for me to be scared of him.
Tell me about it!
Do you shiver when he shows up?
Do you think I get fits?
I am not unwell.
He shows up when I am very angry.
He also shows up with stupid advices sometimes.
But I don't give in so easily.
What brings you to Australia?
I will have to go.
You don't understand.
By go I mean.. You know my uncle in Australia?
He has sent sponsorship for me.
Now I will go to Australia!
Hold on. Get your airplane down. You are always in haste.
Babbu, indeed you will be leaving!
Yeah. I am going.
Now Babbu too will visit us every year
and get shampoo for us.
Darn you!
"Toys for the girls. Turban for my brother."
"Stole for my sister-in-law. And zilch for the son-in-law."
No matter what happens today. Don't let go of me, okay?
"Stole for my sister-in-law. And zilch for the son-in-law."
"Toys for the girls. Turban for my brother."
Half the village is here in the police station.
Mr. SHO, don't you follow law and order here?
Our sons barely escaped death.
File charges, Inspector.
Charges will be filed.
Today itself.
And the charges will be grave as well.
Such as section 307, 323, 324 and 326.
You moron, when you charge someone with 307
then that person is also charged with 506.
Yes. Have patience.
Why are you being hasty?
I will charge you with more sections than you are aware of.
"Toys for the girls.."
"Jaggi is naive."
"Jaggi is mad."
"You cannot be mad at a mad man."
Look, I am not talking about Jaggi.
Charges will be filed against
Dara, Bhola and Babbu.
Constable! - Yes, sir! - Lock them up!
Let's go. - Hey..
People from both the villages know that I am the only one who hit them.
You need to arrest me.
Hey..
Sir..
You say Jaggi is naive and mad.
But he seems to be a very responsible person.
Look, he is ready to get himself arrested for his friends' sake.
Well, who hit you?
They are lying.
Do you have any eyewitness?
Yes, we do.
We witnessed it.
Do you think the police are lying?
I understand what you are trying to do, Inspector.
Now tell me, what will it take for the police
to change their testimony?
Listen up.
The complainant has decided
that if you let him have the land near the canal
then he can compromise.
You have already encroached on more than half of that land.
Should we let go of the remaining land?
Then what will we do?
Play drums?
Fine then, do this.
Pay the price of the land.
Rs. 1.5 crore.
Rs. 1.5 crore!
Rs. 1.5 crore?
It's nothing. Rs. 1.5 crore is hardly a sum.
We will have to sell half of the village land
to collect Rs. 1.5 crore.
Say something reasonable, Inspector.
From where will we get Rs. 1.5 crore so soon?
No..
We will not be unjust with you.
We give you six months.
This is injustice.
I will take this matter to the court.
Successful farmer, you have been disgraced.
Now we will know whether you can only fight
or if you also have some brains.
As a cop, I can make false reports..
The fact is
the one who has hurt them shall compensate.
If you are man enough then come with the documents
of the land near the canal outlet, before 10 a.m.
Otherwise, I will press charges on all three of them.
What now?
Jaggi, you are crazy. Jaggi, you are insane.
Mr. Jaggi, I have brought dinner for you.
Have it quickly.
It contains Rs. 480.
I wanted to buy a new school bag.
The old one will last for another six months or so.
Buy a new school bag.
My father says that only fortunate ones get a son like Jaggi.
My father keeps scolding me.
Even I will grow up to be a successful farmer.
Just like you.
Oh no, I forgot to get 'Kheer' for you.
I'll get it right away.
'Chintu's uncle..'
'Mithu's uncle..'
'The ones who die'
'why do they become stars? All are up there in the sky.'
'Father, I will throw all the ropes into the well.'
Dara Singh, Kuldeep Singh alias Bhola..
...Balwinder Singh alias Babbu..
...don't leave this village for the next six months.
Otherwise I will break your legs.
Have you signed on the dotted line?
Just like his father.
He never took the right decision when in trouble.
Nor did he.
One mistake.
I still carry the burden of one wrong decision of his
in my memories.
So am I.
This is the right time to unburden ourselves.
Decisions are not always taken from the heart.
Some decisions are made using your mind as well.
Ask him.
Ask him, who will get Rs. 1.5 crore?
Babbu, call your uncle up in Australia.
Tell him that I am going to Australia.
You will have to leave your village, fields and the well.
If I can help my family by going away from them..
...then it is not a bad deal.
I am not very smart, sir.
But I know..
...that all decisions should be taken from the heart.
When you use your mind, what you are doing is business.
Jaggi. You have been choused.
Yes.
One thing is for certain..
A farmer has to suffer a lot in his life.
Nothing to say?
I got you.
Jaggi, if you want to make Rs. 1.5 crore
then you will have to work hard.
I was no line man in the electricity department
to fear hard work.
Sir, you should go see my fields.
I work very hard.
I caught the thief.
Cheating.. Cheating. - Where will you go now?
I caught the thief.
Mr. Jaggi, did you seek permission to lift me up?
I see.. Sorry.
Sorry, madam.
Welcome to Australia.
Now you can.
You can lift her.
Let's go. - Come, let's go.
Wonderful..
Let's taste 'Parathas' in Australia.
Eat.. - Hello, Shini.
Excuse me, it's Shiny.
She is so smart.
She is so naughty.
She has troubled me with her colourful orbs.
Orbs? - A ball. A plaything?
Orb. A common noun.
Punjabi heritage, you know.
Jaggi, she knows nothing about it.
All they know is English.
That's good as well.
You know Hindi. She knows English.
It is a great amalgam.
Now what's this amalgam?
Now explain to her what that means.
Combination, dear.
Like the combination of his moustache with his hat.
Like the combination of your mother's Indian dress with sports shoes.
And coke with 'Parathas'. - Yes..
I say it is amazing. - Take this..
Looks amazing, Ms. Shiny.
Mr. Teja, I want to send a lad to your place.
Of course, it is, Mr. Jaggi.
But don't you think you are getting late for your job
by chatting with me?
It's your first day of the job, dude.
It's difficult.
You have only six months to earn Rs. 1.5 crore.
Not difficult, Doctor. It's very difficult.
It has already been five months.
What?
What did you do in these five months?
"You look amazing.."
Hey, what are you doing?
How is it?
Take it down.
They shamelessly show up. Bloody shameless rustics.
I will slap you.
Stupid villager.
Stupid? - Yes, stupid.
Villager? - You.
You think you are a great Sardar?
Hey.. It's a Panda! - Panda..
Mr. Jaggi, you are a successful farmer from Punjab.
You should've done something which you knew quite well.
I tried that as well.
Thrashing?
Farming.
I am going on a Europe trip for ten days. - Okay.
And I think I can leave the farm in your hands.
Yes, Mr. Vicky.
But remember one thing, Jaggi.
This is one of the rising farms of Australia.
Don't cause any problem.
Okay. - Okay, see you guys.
Okay. - Enjoy.
Thank you for the job.
Good luck. - Greetings.
Come, Mr. Vicky. I have a big surprise for you.
What are you feeding the plants?
Organic manure. I made it.
Dried leaves, used tea powder, earthworms..
Raw eggs, buttermilk..
You will see how good it is.
Have a look.
A juice for our plants.
Pick that bag up and use that fertilizer.
Will you destroy my plants?
Boss, he knows what he is doing.
He is a genius.
Let him try.
Rosemary, I have done my degrees
from Agriculture University of Australia.
So don't try to teach me.
Sir, you will get double the harvest for sure.
Even my great grandfather used the same manure.
Ms. Vimla had praised this manure
in the programme 'My village, My fields'.
You have worked enough. Out now.
Don't fire me.
I like this job.
I am also a farmer.
To hell with you, your grandfather..
..your great grandfather and your entire village.
And may your Jalandhar Doordarshan go down the drain.
I won't tolerate my grandfather's insult..
...and you dared to insult Jalandhar Doordarshan!
Rs. 1.5 crore in 20 days.
You can get that only by robbing a bank.
Talk softly, madam.
If Athra hears it, he will go straight to the bank.
Don't worry about the money.
You just write a report which makes the police say..
..that Jaggi can work anywhere now without getting angry.
The anger management report for which court has sent you here..
Yes?
I will handle that.
Thank you very much. - Don't worry.
May I leave then? - Yes.
Oh, I forgot to tell you the most important thing.
The thing I told you about 'Jaggi is naive'..
You should file that as well.
It comes in handy in official matters.
Okay. - Bye. Thank you.
See you on Monday. - Okay. Bye.
Stop staring at me.
This is how girls dress up here.
Listen up, you rustic!
They shamelessly come to Australia.
I am sure you must have come via Indonesia.
In a boat.
Darn illegal.
Ma'am, the ticket for Australia from New Delhi costs Rs. 65,000.
I still have it with me.
I will be back here on Monday for the check-up.
If you want, I can show it to you.
Villagers like you even hold on to movie tickets for years.
You must have kept the flight tickets in a bank locker.
Oh, but you can only get a bank locker if you have a bank account.
Darn 10-dollars-an-hour worker.
"Toys for the girls."
"Stole for my sister-in-law. And Zilch for the son-in-law."
"Toys for the girls. Turban for my brother."
He got scared.
'You cannot hide such things. Such things don't stay hidden.'
'They slowly make their way to the village.'
Did the buffalo give birth to a three-headed calf
that the news would reach my village?
Don't exaggerate everything.
I am very upset.
As long as I can remember, there was no other person over there.
'Where is your pride? You left it back in the village?'
It's not such a big thing, pal.
A few girls are insane. She was one of them.
'A few boys are fools and idiots.'
'And you are one of them.'
Tell me, what is the case?
Doctor, Soni is sitting outside. - Okay.
She is my elder sister's daughter.
"Your time is up. My time is now."
"You can see me, now. I am shining now."
She has an anger problem since childhood.
What's so great if this is how girls dress up in Australia?
Your top is worth five dollars.
Your ripped jeans is worth 10 dollars.
It shouldn't be a big deal if I checked you out.
Even you check me out.
Do you have cataract?
We consulted many doctors.
But her condition has become worse since one year.
You worthless illegal, you are taunting me?
Whether I come via Indonesia or Honolulu
why does it cause you a heart ache?
Okay.
Does she do a job or does she study?
She teaches Judo and Karate to kids.
Whether or not my heart aches, but yours surely will.
Don't worry.
We usually get disturbed patients. Especially men.
"Your time is up. My time is now."
"You can see me, now. I am shining now."
Doctor, I must say, Soni is quite sensitive.
We have some exercises to control the anger.
Doctor, we have taught Soni to count backwards from ten to one.
Oh, that's very good.
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one.
Well done, tigress!
Now this will be fun.
But she finishes the count very quickly.
Common problem. Don't worry. Please call her in.
I am sorry, Jaggi.
I cannot lie anymore.
Now you will have to go to the court.
Dr. Teena, would you like to say something on behalf of the client?
Yes, Your Honour.
You said that you would handle it. - Keep quiet.
Your Honour, Jaggi is naive. Jaggi is mad.
You cannot be mad at a mad man.
Doctor, could you please explain to me what he is saying?
Yes, Your Honour.
He's simply trying to say that..
"I am a mad man and nobody should be mad at a mad man."
Yes.
He is laughing.
How cute.
This always works. I have tried it before.
Doctor, please explain this to him.
Thank you.
What does the judge say?
Is he happy with me?
The judge has awarded you a punishment
of community service.
You will have to do a job in which you have to deal with kids.
To increase your patience levels.
To control your anger.
I will have to become a teacher?
You have to sell ice cream.
I have to sell ice cream?
Okay. Community punishment.
So the judge has given you community punishment.
I always get such kind of people.
Fine.
I will give you the ice cream truck.
Monthly rent will be 1000 dollars.
Can you afford it?
I don't even know whether or not I will be here for a month.
Speak up. - Yes, I can.
Then why don't you say so?
I am now. - 'I am now'.
This is the problem with you fledglings.
You understand neither Hindi nor English.
That is indeed a problem.
It's not a problem, you will learn it.
But what's the use of learning it?
I didn't gain anything.
May I sit, ma'am?
Sit down. It's meant for sitting. - Thank you.
So..
Son, after my father-in-law
my husband..
...drove this truck.
Okay.
A single scratch on it..
Okay.
Okay, ma'am.
Any other condition, ma'am?
Hello?
I accept your conditions, ma'am.
She is dead.
I will have to go back to the court?
Run, Jaggi..
You were leaving the evidence behind.
You will have to pay a fine
if there is a single scratch on it.
Okay, ma'am.
The keys are in front of the photo behind the fridge.
Take them. - Okay.
There is a uniform too.
You will have to wear it.
Move aside.
'I welcome you to this truck.'
'I will be your guide.'
'Find out the temperature outside and also let me know.'
'So that I know, whether I should take a stole or a blanket.'
'Inside news, you cannot race in this truck.'
'Because it heats up after hitting 60.'
Jaggi..
Five years ago, we suffered a loss in our transport business.
During that period
my husband met someone called Teja.
We took a loan of 500,000 dollars from him and got trapped.
We paid him every dollar back.
His men had come home last night, to extort more dollars.
Sir..
You don't need to be scared of anyone.
Shut up, Jaggi.
Issues here don't get resolved so easily.
You are talking like this is Punjab.
So..
If you have to suffer here as well, then why come here?
We will report it to the police.
Teja has threatened me that if
I go to the police then Shiny will..
We cannot go to them.
You don't know him.
He is an infamous goon of this city.
You should use your brains for a change.
We are not petty street goons who keep threatening people.
I am sorry, Brother. - Enough.
Stop yapping in English in front of me.
I am already surrounded by enough English-speaking people.
I feel like shooting you.
Why didn't you just kidnap the child?
Brother.. Don't get angry, please.
You know that you get a sprain when you get angry.
Don't worry.
If we don't get the dollars today..
...we will do something. We'll kidnap the child.
Stop this nonsense. Change the topic.
People say that those who haven't seen Lahore haven't lived.
And I am someone who hasn't seen Peshawar.
It's a good thing that I didn't see it.
Teja, today Pathan will show you how to rob.
Uncle, I think we should postpone our plan to steal.
The situation seems tense inside.
The situation is always tense in a goon's hideout.
We haven't come to a piles' doctor to get medicines
for us to find silence.
Uncle, no one talks at a piles' doctor's clinic?
No, people only sigh.
This illness is such that people can make sad faces..
...but he cannot tell anyone about it, out of shame.
Uncle, you know in great detail about this disease.
Stop your nonsense.
Do you doubt me?
Quickly throw the anesthesia bombs.
Who is this idiot? Stupid fellow.
Hey! Who are you?
How did you come inside?
Stop asking for money from Pratap Singh, the transporter.
Are you his uncle?
No, he is like my uncle.
I am getting treated for my neck.
Your neck will get treated..
...but for broken bones, you will have to take precautions.
If your men go to Pratap Singh's house to extort money
I will take away the money you have been counting.
And I will also take the money you are yet to count.
Hey.. - Got it?
Did you get me?
'You summoned me, Mr. Jaggi?'
Why would I summon you?
I am not fighting with anyone, for me to summon you.
Such a scary appearance!
You made me forget the count.
'Such anger! Chill, Jaggi.'
'Even if you count 200 dollars 200 times'
'they will remain the same.'
These are my dollars.
I can count them a thousand times.
'Let's go.'
'It's just a five-minute drive from here.'
'If we take Rs. 1.5 crore to our village from here'
'it won't affect Teja.'
'We won't get a better opportunity, stupid.'
Okay, so I am stupid?
And you are a scholar.
You have libraries here in your name.
You always keep scheming of ways to get me thrashed.
I'd rather die than take money earned by illegal ways.
'You are saying such intelligent things.'
'I hope you don't have blood cancer.'
'That isn't Teja's hard-earned money.'
'He swindled that money out of people.'
Go away. Go for a walk.
Fresh air will refresh your mind.
It will get rid of the filth in your mind.
'It doesn't hurt me, pal.'
'Only seven days are left.'
'The whole village must be waiting for you.'
'You will lose the canal and also the land near it.'
'You are naive yet you should think about it.'
'It's people's money and we're giving it back to people.'
'Well now, it's your call.'
'I shall always support you.'
'Summon me whenever you want to.'
'Well, it's your wish.'
Listen..
Go away.
'Whatever.'
Hello?
Look, you should look at the time before you call.
Some people also have to sleep.
Hang up, Shiny. Don't make me beat you up.
Yes, whom do you wish to talk to?
Aslam!
Wait. Stop.
Get down. - Nimma, look over there.
One litre.
Hurry up! - Why, soldier?
Your friend is abroad.
Yet you are buying just a litre?
He must've sent you many bags full of dollars by now.
Link a pipeline from the oil well to the petrol station.
Jaggi? - I am coming back with the money.
Really, pal? - Wonderful.
"She comes riding a truck. She wishes me good luck."
Listen.. - Go on.
Get the tenner's ready to shower them on the stage.
We will make a huge poster of yours.
The biggest..
Don't forget anything. I have lots of money.
Uncle, stealing isn't our cup of tea.
I had told you, we should start selling pirated CDs.
Now in Pakistan, people like Hollywood along with Bollywood.
People say that those who haven't seen Lahore haven't lived.
And those who haven't seen Peshawar..
For God's sake, Uncle.
We are Pakistanis. We have seen Lahore as well as Peshawar.
Why do you keep repeating that to me?
I don't keep telling you. It just flows out of my mouth.
It is my catchphrase.
Uncle Pathan's gang won't give up so easily.
They will charge inside.
Let's go.
This means someone is planning it.
Hey.. It's the same man who had come yesterday.
Find this boy immediately.
He is around 26-27 years old.
He drives an ice cream truck.
Find him quickly.
The thief already got robbed.
Oh my fate, what I sow and what you make me reap.
Uncle, I had told you stealing isn't something meant for us.
Then do what you can.
Find the Punjabi boy who sells ice cream.
Let's go.
'Aunt..'
'The day I had been waiting for since a year, has come.'
'I'll be back after completing an important work. Don't worry.'
'Longford.' - Longford.
'Let's go.'
I have fulfilled the purpose of my visit.
I have booked the ticket.
I didn't have much time.
I will do a small job and then go back to India.
I will call up once I reach Punjab.
Goodbye. Lots of love to Shiny.
'Hello. Your destination is thousands of kilometres away.'
'I have never traveled so far.'
Uncle, I have already eaten eight samosas.
I have punctured six wrong cars.
Are you coming here or not?
Police can show up anytime.
Come soon.. - Oh my God!
I'll come and do something.. Wait..
Oh.. Not him.
I know you.
Do you have a jack?
You must be feeling a little embarrassed to ask..
...an illegal 10-dollars-per-hour worker for a jack.
Get lost.
No one wants to argue with you.
Listen..
Illegals are also humans, right?
They too have rights.
That's enough of butter to fry anything.
Now let me tell you something bluntly. I am so sorry.
Even I don't have a jack.
Then, you give me a lift. - Hello.
What are you doing? - Let's go.
Get lost.
Get down, I say!
She hopped onto the truck like a monkey.
Eight..
Can't you hear me?
Six.. Five.. Four.. Three..
Now scratch your head with your other hand.
Now show me all your teeth.
Scratch your head too.
Yes, now you look like a monkey.
Just staying in Australia doesn't make you smart.
You become smart after you wander around and behave like a monkey.
I have to attend a wedding. Take me there fast.
If you don't eat snacks and Manchurian at a wedding
then there is no use of going to one.
Now what?
That poor girl wants a lift.
Let's give her a lift.
You will make me late. - Stop troubling me.
I am just giving her a lift, not taking her home.
Yes? - Hi.
Hello ma'am, where do you wish to go?
Don't get smart with me.
Get out of the van.
What does she say? She wants to sit in the middle?
She says quietly get out of the car.
Otherwise, she will shoot us.
Doomed.
Where are my dollars?
Relax.
Which dollars?
Have you lost your mind?
You will have to give me back my dollars.
I think he has lost his mind.
Which dollars are you talking about?
Will you pay while you are still alive or after you die?
I think you are better off if you return them while you are alive.
No, these are just words. It is not so beneficial.
My village is better..
Return my 300,000 dollars!
Tell me where my 300,000 dollars are!
Don't get angry, Brother. You will get a sprain.
What is wrong with him?
Change the topic.. Change the topic.
Don't worry, pal. We will find your dollars.
Nothing..
Have patience.. We'll find your dollars.
He is having an epileptic fit.
Have patience.. We'll find your dollars.
Your velvet jacket will get ruined.
I think we should go back.
The ice cream man has an armed man lying on the floor.
Our guns don't even have bullets in them.
Your money isn't going anywhere.
Hurry up, Jaggi, please.
The police car. Forget him. Let's go.
Let's go. Come on..
Brother.. Get up.. Get up.
Don't worry. I'll take you to the hospital.
What?
What kind of a business have you gotten yourself into?
I thought you were a honest and hardworking man.
If it is bad to help a lonely girl standing on a deserted street..
...then I am bad.
I am not talking about that girl.
I am talking about those goons.
The ones who were asking you for dollars.
I don't know which dollars they were talking about.
Yes, of course. You stole to become rich overnight. Darn criminal.
Hello..
I have no desire to become rich by stealing someone's money.
I've five acres near the well. And two acres near the canal.
I've Basmati worth Rs. 3.5 lakh. And vegetables worth Rs. 50,000.
My annual income is Rs. 4 lakh.
I lead an honest, hard working life. Hear her talk.
Money doesn't make anyone rich.
Your intentions make you rich.
You can shout in front of someone else.
I feel embarrassed to sit in a truck with you.
You feel embarrassed? Wonderful.
I thought you know only Judo and Karate.
You..
Don't talk to me.
Why should I talk to you?
To talk to you, I will have to climb on top of the truck.
Your face is on the third floor.
And you also have this perky nose.
Don't bark.
Drop me at the wedding and get lost.
Use your brains too like you use your hands and legs.
You are going to attend a wedding
dressed as a mechanic.
People don't wear jeans for a wedding.
I am not going to attend that wedding.
I am going there to call it off.
Hello? Hey, listen to me..
The one who gets two people married is a marriage broker.
So what do we call someone who stops a wedding?
It must be getting you good money.
Accept it.
The way you have argued with me
I shouldn't even thank you for giving me a lift.
Accept it, you get good money, right? - Get lost, you idiot.
Anyway, I have enough money.
What's wrong with this tyre now?
Won't you ask me why I wish to break this wedding?
Do you think I am crazy?
Why would I ask you?
Go and do your job.
Rajveer is the guy I was engaged to.
But I didn't get married to him.
Lucky guy got saved.
You deserve to seek revenge. Go seek your revenge.
No, you can come with me.
You are the pest for which one needs experts' advice.
Handle your own business.
You.. You suck..
...at life!
Hardcore!
Go away! Get lost!
Otherwise, I'll put your nose in this spanner and make it crooked.
Hear her talk.
You are troubling the one who helped you.
I gave you a lift and you stole my truck keys!
Hello.
A wedding is about to break in Australia.
Will it be entertaining?
A cold Coca-Cola and a hot chick stopping a wedding.
It's a long journey. A little entertainment will do me no harm.
Someone serve me a cold Coke.
Hello!
Congratulations. - Thank you..
You look nervous.
I saw a girl who looked familiar.
Which girl looks familiar to you?
You are about to get married.
Now stop getting familiar with other girls.
She is your sister-in-law.
Stop following your sister-in-law.
My sister-in-law is sitting over there. Go there.
Okay.
Where are you going? There she is.
That way.
He has forgotten that he's the one getting married.
Stop wandering around and tell me what your plan is.
Plan?
You don't have a plan?
Now I'll have to think of a plan as well?
You still didn't get dressed?
What have you ordered for? The pajamas are short.
Stop being fussy and go entertain the guests.
Listen, do you know how to sing and dance?
"She learnt to fly under my sky.."
"Now she wishes to build a nest.." - Shut up!
A wedding is taking place here. No one has ditched anyone.
Hold this.
He thinks he is Sandhu Sikandar.
"You have refused to wear Indian dresses."
"You prefer to wear ripped jeans instead."
"You have refused to wear Indian dresses."
"You prefer to wear ripped jeans instead."
"When did shards of glass become diamonds?"
"Here, my pajamas got pulled up."
"Once you started getting the wind of Chandigarh.."
"You started posing in front of the mirror."
"Once you started getting the wind of Chandigarh.."
"You started posing in front of the mirror."
"All of a sudden, your stature changed."
"Here, my pajamas got pulled up."
"Here, my Pajamas got pulled up."
"You no longer wear hair extensions."
"Your words are no longer as sweet as sugar."
"Sweet talks.. You no longer wear hair extensions."
"Your words are no longer as sweet as sugar."
"My love for you has blossomed."
"Here, my pajamas got pulled up."
Where is she?
Go find her.
Come. - Are you guys crazy?
Is this a kidnapping?
What is your name?
Jaggi, from India.
You kidnapped me from my wedding?
Have you lost your mind? Are you insane?
How does she know so much about me?
Listen to me. The boy you were about to get married to..
He was married to me twice before.
Don't think that I am lying, please.
Rajveer has been married thrice before?
Yes, you are number four.
You won't even get the bronze medal. Get in.
No, I was just engaged to him.
I refused to marry him after I found out about him.
Congratulations, now you have chances of getting the bronze.
Get in.
Rajveer would deceive me in such a big way..
I never imagined that.
Will you get in the truck now?
Help! Help!
Somebody help! - Has she lost it?
These criminals.. - What are you doing? - Let's go..
We are in no hurry to get inside the truck.
Come inside.
Yes, we can go inside and talk.
We are in no hurry to get inside the truck.
Stop elbowing me.
I am not the one who got married twice.
Hello.
Do you think I have got married twice?
She thinks so, pal.
I stayed back only for the entertainment.
Stay there. - Listen to me.
This is the photograph of our engagement function.
She is lying.
I have not been married twice..
I have been married three times.
You were lucky to escape me.
Anyways, you all must be wondering..
...the reason behind my multiple marriages.
I had a feeling that this would be entertaining.
After slogging for the whole day and you only make 100-200 dollars.
It is easier to marry a girl from Punjab and get millions in gifts.
Then for two years..
Pal, for two years, you have the time of your life.
You get a kick..
Yes.. Yes..
...when a naive innocent girl begs you..
'Rajveer'.. - My shoulders are hurting.
May I sit down?
That's it.
That high..
It's divine!
I just love it, sweetheart.
Kill these emotional fools, okay?
Okay. - Okay.
She left for the second time?
Thank you, God.
Thank you, Soni.
Thank you, Mr. Jaggi.
You really saved me today.
Are you done thanking everyone.
Get down now.
I would have been dead because of you two.
The village is waiting for me and here I am stopping weddings.
I am kidnapping brides.
Wonderful! Now a successful farmer is dodging bullets.
But where will I go now, Mr. Jaggi?
I just don't know.
Hey, forgive me. I just sell ice creams.
I don't run an embroidery business..
...to keep gathering girls.
Hey, get down. - Hey..
No. - Didn't you hear me?
No, I won't. - I told you to get down.
You don't know me, girl!
Jaggi.. Leave my bag. You threw my bag out!
I say, get aside otherwise I will run you over.
This isn't your village.
You will rot in prison all your life.
Prisons are a second home to us. Go scare someone else.
You have been causing commotion..
...from the time you have sat inside the truck.
I am helpless otherwise forget sitting next to you
I wouldn't even talk to someone like you.
As if you are a dentist!
Ominous woman!
Get lost, or I will do what Rajveer intended to.
You will kill me? Wait, I'll show you.
Let go of each other.
Side please. One second.
Seven, six, five, four, three, two, one..
What is she.. - Mr. Jaggi..
Show me your hand.
What happened to you? - Please show me your hand.
I want to talk to you.
You don't listen to me.
Mr. Jaggi, you shouldn't get so angry.
You should control your anger a little.
Just a little.
Now close your eyes.
Close your eyes.
Breathe deeply. Take a deep breath. More.
Some more. More..
Some more. - Not more than this.
Okay, fine.
Now calm yourself down a little.
Easy.
Take a deep breath.
Very slowly open your eyes.
'This humble servant is called Satkar.'
Why are you dressed in white?
Why have I never seen you before?
'You never thought about me, Mr. Jaggi.'
Why have you come here now?
I have come to help you.
'Hello, that is my job.'
'I don't help in that way.'
'Then how do you provide help?'
'With love.'
With love?
'With love?'
Now I have double trouble.
Keep moving.. Easy..
Jaggi is coming..
We will put up a huge poster! - Move..
Hello?
I am sending it, Mom. Give me some time.
Jaggi, from India. - I will send it on both of them.
An expert in organic farming.
My interview was aired on Jalandhar Doordarshan.
A farmer who cultivates crops is kidnapping other people's bride.
If Ms. Vimla finds out, she will think that I am a goner.
Very stressful job.
Your mom?
Yes.
She must be asking for a photo.
Of you and her son-in-law.
Send it.
I cannot even go back home if I am not married.
It's the same case with me.
Anyway, my uncle and aunt won't let me leave before I get married.
Shall I say something?
He is not bad either.
Who? Him?
Jaggi? Are you mad?
Not bad, he is very bad.
He would have left us long back if he were bad. - Oh my God!
I'm in the company of another fool.
Enough of social work.
You don't have any feelings for him, do you?
Please! - I would rather die than marry him.
One can die for such an honest and handsome Sardar.
I am going to eat.
Come with me if you are hungry.
Get down.
Eat and then catch a cab and go home. Okay?
I have a very important work to do. I'll have to leave. Bye.
See you. It was a pleasure to meet you.
But..
Okay, we will call a cab.
But it will be of no use.
Rajveer will catch us again.
Anyway, I don't have any cash on me.
I had told you to let her accept gifts.
But you were in a hurry to stop her wedding.
Come with me, I will drop you off.
Mr. Jaggi, listen..
I'll change my clothes.
We might get caught sooner if I stay dressed like this.
Look at this. One, two, three..
Four, five.
Five are enough for the journey? - No.
One handkerchief and two nail polishes too.
My hard-earned money is in the truck.
I wish to make both of you realise
that I have called her wedding off.
I haven't adopted her.
Okay then I won't take the handkerchief and nail polishes.
I will manage.
She has even footed the bill for our meals.
Thank you.
Hurry up, Dil.
Diljyot.
Did you look at the time? Let's go!
I say, girls are crazy.
"Things which I dislike, my dear."
"You should agree with me on those, my dear."
"Things which I dislike, my dear."
"You should agree with me on those, my dear."
"You are the one I like, I will marry you."
"I won't jump off the walls like thieves, my dear."
"Things which I dislike, my dear."
"You should agree with me on those, my dear."
"Things which I dislike, my dear."
"You should agree with me on those, my dear."
"You like my looks. You like my style."
"You have a right to every pleasure of mine."
"Don't worry about the world."
"I will make you mine, by hook or crook."
"The day I marry you, the market will be shut for the celebration."
"Things which I dislike, my dear."
"You should agree with me on those, my dear."
"Things which I dislike, my dear."
"You should agree with me on those, my dear."
"I fulfil my promises."
"For the world I am a star, son of a Sardaar."
"I carry on my father's legacy."
"I am respected in my village."
"I shall always respect and honour you."
"Those households are respected.."
"...where there is a fragrance of love."
"Things which I dislike, my dear."
"You should agree with me on those, my dear."
"Things which I dislike, my dear."
"You should agree with me on those, my dear."
"She came to meet me in my truck, at dawn."
"She wishes for my wellbeing."
Stop! Stop! Stop! Didn't you see?
That lady is standing there all alone.
I think she needs our help.
I respect your feelings which are more delicate that an eyelid.
We had stopped the truck once before to help a woman.
Not "we", you had stopped it.
Look how deadly she is, just like a livewire.
I had stopped the truck to help a woman.
So many bullets were fired, it was like a city lad..
...playing the Contra video game.
She might have a genuine problem. Please stop the truck.
For once.. Please..
Don't. Last time when he helped someone, we got into trouble.
Where do you wish to go, ma'am?
Get down.
There is a saying in Peshawar, if you have loose motions..
...you shouldn't tie the drawstring tightly.
If men carry guns then you shouldn't eye beautiful women.
Happy helping now?
Now who will help us?
God, I promise to be a nice guy. Save me and get her killed.
Wonderful.
A beautiful sight and a wonderful journey.
Millions of dollars..
And two beauties to give you company.
You should have been in Saudi Arab.
I won't be able to get dollars in Saudi Arab.
If you won't get dollars there then it doesn't mean..
...that you would steal Aslam Riyaz Khan's dollars.
I didn't steal anyone's dollars.
There are just three of you here and yet you said five names.
Don't confuse me, sir.
Aslam Riyaz Khan Sattar Niazi is my name.
These are my aides.
Man with kohl in his eyes, you look familiar.
No. - Yes, you are.
No.. - Okay, Afsar Nayar, Sattar Ali Khan..
Aslam Riyaz Khan, Sattar Khan..
You are confusing me now. Forget it.
You address me as Mr. Pathan and end this here itself.
Mr. Pathan, I don't have millions of dollars.
I have just 135 dollars.
And five dollars' worth change. Okay?
Well, I didn't understand what you said about the beauties.
But I think you meant that I am traveling with two girls.
But that isn't such a big crime that you should shoot me.
Your crime isn't so small, kiddo..
...that I just reprimand you and let you go.
He won't listen to us.
Shoot him in his thighs. - No, sir.
Don't get too hyper, Uncle. We don't have any bullets with us.
Stop your nonsense. I am trying to scare them.
Mr. Pathan, I am not at fault.
He kidnapped me.
I am already in a problem.
May I leave, please?
Both of you can leave.
Okay, thank you. - Thank you.
Ms. Arrogant. - Hey!
I will shoot you, if I don't get my dollars.
I will count till five because I can count only till five.
And I also keep forgetting in the middle.
Five! - No, sir. Start from one.
I like to count backwards.
Four!
Three!
Four!
Three!
Two!
One! - Jaggi!
Fire!
Uncle, I will hit you with the gun if you say fire again!
Okay, come on, hit me!
Stop!
It heats up if you go above 60. - Jaggi, come inside..
Stop!
Mr. Jaggi, are you okay? Are you fine?
I'll dust DTT on you, you witch!
What are you doing? - Enjoying the weather.
I wonder what crimes did I commit in my past life that
I had to cross paths with you.
The whole of Australia is chasing me with guns..
..as if I have stolen a marsupial's young one.
What's a marsupial, you idiot?
The one which jumps with a young one in its pouch.
Mr. Jaggi, it's a kangaroo. - Yes, that.
Look, armed men are bound to follow you if you steal millions of dollars.
This is what usually happens with thieves.
I'll put you in the ice cream truck if you call me a thief.
Really?
Mr. Jaggi, I believe that you didn't steal the money.
But there has to be a reason..
...why so many people are asking you for the dollars.
I don't know. I have to give Rs. 1.5 crore to my village.
Teja is asking me for 3 lakh dollars.
Even Pathan wants dollars from me.
I am a successful farmer.
I am not Western Union.
All I know is, that I don't want to sit in a thief's truck.
I don't know what he sells under the pretext of ice cream.
Shall I show you what I sell? Wait here.
Here's strawberry. Here's Vanilla.
Here, eat mango ice cream.
Here, eat coffee ice cream.
Mr. Jaggi, from where did you get so many dollars?
Dollars!
I don't wish to sit in a robber's truck.
Darned thief.
'Jaggi, don't stop the car, police are after us.'
'You have a bag full of dollars kept back there.'
'What are you waiting for now?'
'Turn the truck towards the airport.'
'According to me that is a bag full of sins.'
'Let him make something of himself.'
'If he has the money, he can buy some land and get married.'
'He will lead a successful life.'
'Jaggi, don't pay heed to him.'
'Take the dollars and let's go back to our village.'
'We should follow the path of patience..'
'..and contentment to be successful in life.'
'What nonsense!'
'I will lay you down and beat all the patience..'
'..and contentment out of you.'
'Speak no evil, be polite and humble..'
'Stop your nonsense.'
Leave. I don't need you.
'Jaggi, the government doesn't send the army home..'
'...just because there is no war at the border.'
'It always keeps them at the border. Just in case we need them.'
Then take retirement.
I told you, leave.
'Wonderful. What a decision, Mr. Jaggi.'
'You took the right decision.'
You too should leave.
Go and attend a prayer meeting somewhere.
Both of them have made me go nuts.
Run over us! Why did you stop?
The whole world is angry.
What is wrong? Why are you so angry?
A person will be angry if his house is being sold.
Go and mind your own business.
I am reporting live from Little Angels' Orphanage.
The auction has now begun. Who will decide for the children now?
What a sad day for the community.
Why are you honking?
If you want to give us free ice creams then go ahead, Bro.
You are harsh yet you address me as bro.
You seem to be smart, Sardaarji.
He is smart, he adds "Ji" while addressing someone as Sardaar.
What would you like, Sardaarji? - This won't suffice.
Give me a great flavour?
A great flavour?
What? - Coke fruit.
Coke fruit? - Yes, give me Coke fruit.
Here's your coke.
What's going on there?
The one who used to finance our orphanage is dead.
And now his son is throwing us out.
Today our home is being auctioned.
Next!
Wait a minute!
Sold! To the kids!
Hey.. Stop.. - Stop, Sardaarji..
Come on! Come on! - Where are you off to?
What's wrong?
Sir, did you seriously donate all that money?
Go away, don't trouble me.
Thank you. I am already late. - Where are you going?
Stop.. - What next?
Shall I show you who is a poor guy?
If I stop the truck, I will slap you.
You know how the face turns red.
I told you to go away. Get lost or I will hit you.
Don't follow me. - Sir.. Please..
Noble Sikh.
Welcome to the special edition of Sydney Herald.
How he saved an orphanage..
This colourful individual has been all over the news today
after a video of his intervention to save an orphanage
went viral on the internet today.
Said to be a farmer from the glorious land of Punjab, India..
He's being addressed as the noble Sikh.
As a result, he's a saviour, setting example..
...of human compassion. Everywhere, people..
Sardaarji!
Hey, why are you so sad?
He didn't tell me what his name was.
Who are you talking about?
The ice cream man.
Thank God, you got a flat tyre.
Otherwise, I wouldn't have found you.
I don't have any money to give you.
I have spent all the money that I had.
I know.
From the time that wretched has left the truck..
...with God's grace, everything is going well.
Even I didn't like her.
Did you look at the clothes she was wearing?
Her shoes don't match with the belt.
The earrings don't match the top.
Moreover, her nail paint doesn't match with anything.
I didn't tell her anything on her face but I felt it from within.
Thank God my wedding didn't take place otherwise..
...I would have felt guilty all my life..
...that I had such strange people attending my wedding.
Now which radio frequency is she on?
You have matched your clothes so well.
Your shirt matches with your turban.
People say that boys have no dressing sense.
Rubbish.
Girls have to be smart.
Specially, when it comes to matching things.
Hello, Jaggi Ice Cream.
Ice Cream man, I am the bridegroom speaking.
Pal, I have stopped selling ice creams.
I know that when they run out of ice cream at a wedding
people tend to go and complain to the groom.
But I am sorry, I no longer give home delivery of ice creams.
I don't want ice cream, I want Diljyot.
Soni is with me.
I will kill Soni.
Mr. Rajveer? Kill her!
You have my complete support.
I didn't interrupt your wedding.
If she had stayed with me
I would've fed pesticides to her and killed her.
Have you lost your mind?
Do you think I am lying?
Here, talk to her.
Listen to me.
If you come here, then remember
I will kill you. Useless chap..
Did you hear that?
You have got half an hour.
Who is it? - Got it?
What happened?
He says that he will shoot her.
'Don't turn around. Your destination lies ahead.'
'Get lost then!'
Look, there comes Sardaarji.
You kidnapped my bride from our wedding..
You can try your best.
Now I will get married to Diljyot.
And I will bury both of you right here.
'Speak no evil..' - I know.
'Speak no evil..'
First, look how many people are over there.
They have guns in their hands.
They will first thrash us black and blue..
...then kill and bury us here itself.
Go and rest in the trunk and send Athra.
Go away.
Athra, come here.
Come on, pal.
Has he lost it? - Athra?
'This journey is very tiring, man.'
'I don't feel like getting up.'
Come on, it's war now.
'I am enjoying my retirement.'
'You have the white one with you. Take him along.'
Come here. - No, please don't do that.
They are very strong. They will thrash me up.
I won't be able to do two things at a time.
I can't get beaten up and stand with my hands folded.
Fine, I promise that we will beat the mini bus owner up
and the conductor, when we go back to our village.
'No.'
Okay, we will hit the wrestlers at the fair.
'Don't get angry, Jaggi.'
Go and tell that to Dil's husband.
Jaggi, shall I go and talk to him?
I think that is a good idea.
Because this issue is between the two of you.
I got trapped unnecessarily. I am already quite late.
No.. - You go and talk to him.
Darn ice cream man!
You ice cream selling Sardaar!
What he said was wrong.
Come here.
Mr. Athra, you take care of him.
'Now there will be fireworks.'
Come here!
Go!
Whether a Sardaar is a Brigadier or a gatekeeper.
Whether a Sardaar is Canada's Mayor or a Council Member.
Whether he owns all the land from Kabul to Kangra or no farm.
Whether a Sardaar is a Prime Minister..
Or an Ice Cream Man..
You should always add "Ji" while addressing a Sardaar.
Let's go, we have had enough of drama.
Why are you looking at me?
I don't care even if he bleeds to death.
Then what should I do?
My dress is brand new.
I didn't buy a hankie because of you.
Rotten luck of mine..
You were fighting for them?
Hey, look..
Oh my God! - Oh my God!
He's the Noble Sikh! - No I'm not.
My God.. - Are you hurt?
Are you okay? - Are you okay?
I'll fix it. - Can I take a selfie with you?
Can I take a selfie with you?
Can I see the ice cream truck?
Ice cream? - Ice cream.. - Yes..
Okay. - Can I see it please?
Athra was here.
I feel like asking him to hit both of you as well.
Take a rickshaw home. - Yay..
Hey, say cheese!
Don't wait until its dark.
Bye! - Bye!
Go home on time. - Leave them alone.
'Your destination is still 50 kilometres..'
'...that is, one hour away from here.'
'Even after all this commotion..'
'..your destination is still 50 kilometres..'
'..that is one hour away from here.'
I should beat these wretches.
Because of them, she said 'one hour' for the third time.
Forget them, madam. They are idiots.
They don't value hard work.
Now no matter who stands in the way, I won't stop the truck.
Soldier!
Jaggi, can you see me?
Yes, I can. I can see everything.
How is Roop?
Here. Wait. Talk to him.
Wonderful, multicolor hair extensions.
Colourful anklets!
Isn't she looking beautiful, Jaggi?
Oh God, she is looking so cute!
You have pleased me!
This time when I come back to the village..
...I will buy you a toy gun, I promise.
Look how hard my friend is working for our village.
We can see that.
Double the hard work.
They are just passengers. They asked me for a lift.
They are stubborn. They aren't getting off.
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Get up!
They are sleeping as if they are partners in this truck.
Get down and push the truck, Lady Gaga.
Yes, we are going. - 'Jaggi..'
Get down, madam. - This won't end anything.
Look, you are not married.
Push it. Push harder.
I think I will have to go and push it.
Don't you know how to push?
You should have told me that you have guests.
Good that they are here.
Now we don't have to worry about pushing the truck.
Come on, girls, let's go and sit in the truck.
He and his gang will push it. - Okay?
What are you talking about, handsome?
I have come here to push you.
A push to hell.
It's okay. One tends to get grumpy in old age.
I won't give you any trouble, sir.
Do this, all of you sit inside.
Come on girls, let's push it.
No..
This time none of your smart talks will work.
This time my gun will do the talking.
The gun will talk?
Man with kohl in his eyes, don't mind it.
Whether you agree with me or not, but you do look familiar.
What nonsense!
You always say that when we meet.
'You look familiar.'
What's so amusing about me that I look so familiar?
If you say that again, I will shoot you with my empty gun.
What? Can't I get a call?
I am a successful farmer from Punjab.
I don't carry guns around.
Tell them, sir. - Let him answer it.
After this, he will be dead.
Hello? - Jaggi, it's me, Ms. Nagma.
You have become famous in Australia.
They are talking about you in every channel.
You got the title of Noble Sikh, right?
Son, from where did you get so many dollars?
Ma'am, I will come home and tell you.
I am not asking you.
A few suited men with dark glasses have come here.
They are questioning me. - Who are they?
They are troubling me. I have done the pest control.
There are no mosquitoes or cockroaches at home.
Yet, they keep looking under the sofa.
I will tell you everything once I come to leave the truck.
I am hanging up now. I am busy with something.
Bye.
Ms. Nagma is just..
Hey!
Look at me!
You are Ms. Nagma's son, right?
Who is Ms. Nagma?
The owner of this truck!
Why aren't you saying anything!
What is he saying?
This truck belongs to you?
Okay, this truck belongs to Ms. Nagma.
And he was driving it.
You hid this fact from me.
Either you or Ms. Nagma
or Jaggi know where its keys are kept.
The truck visible in CCTV camera was driven by you, not Jaggi.
And the person who got down from the truck was you, not Jaggi.
You.
Tell me the truth, where are the dollars!
Don't ask, Uncle. It will make you cry.
Let me kill him and end his story, sir.
Why waste a bullet on him, he is a useless beast.
No, sir, let me kill him.
You won't be able to shoot, pal.
Because we don't have any bullets.
I will break everyone's heads now!
You have got me scared for so long.
Couldn't you tell me that you don't have any bullets?
Tell me the truth, where are the dollars?
Uncle, I had kept them in the garage at home.
I think my mother kept them in the truck, by mistake.
You tell us, where are the dollars!
I gave them to the kids. - Amazing!
Well done. You are incomparable, oh generous one.
Have you lost your mind? You gave all the money to kids!
They needed it, so I gave it away.
You win some and you lose some.
This is the struggle of life.
Now I cannot go back to my country empty-handed.
Don't worry, sir. You will get to see Peshawar
and will also go home. - How will I face them?
You will show this very face.
When you have the dollars, this very face will look handsome.
I am getting five lakh dollars. You can take some of it.
Follow me. Get up.
You were so charged up before. And now you are not even moving.
Now do you two need separate invitations?
Come, Lady Gaga. Get in.
Get in the truck.
Come on. Noble men
are God's men. Drive the car.
Jaggi..
Jaggi, from where are you getting 5 lakh dollars?
Why are you asking him?
Don't ask. It will cause bad luck.
'Your destination is just five kilometres away.'
Amazing!
Now listen as to how am I getting 5 lakh dollars.
Tell us.
Hello?
Can I talk to Jaggi? - Uncle, you should look
at the time before you call. We have to sleep.
Hang up, Shiny. Don't make me beat you up.
Whom do you wish to talk to?
Jaggi, it's me, Vicky from the organic farm.
Didn't you recognise me?
The plants you used your homemade manure on..
...those plants have yielded a bumper crop.
And I made a profit of five lakh dollars.
Your manure is now popular across Australia.
One hundred farmers of Longford used this manure..
...and earned three times more profit.
You are the one who rightly deserves this money, pal.
I deserve it? They liked my manure?
Mr. Vicky, will these five lakh dollars be anywhere..
close to 1.5 crore Indian rupees?
Yes, it is. Forget about that.
You note down the address.
Yes, I will note it down right away.
C-496 Longford. - Longford.
I have kept a big get-together. Please be there, pal.
Okay, pal. I will be there on time.
Okay, bye. - Yes, pal. Bye.
'Your destination is just 100 metres away'
'on the right side.'
Oh my God!
Wow! - It's Babbu!
Hello, Babbu! Babbu! I have reached!
'You have reached your destination.'
'Congratulations.'
'You have reached your destination.'
'Congratulations.'
'You have reached your destination.'
'Congratulations.'
Soni, there is nothing here.
Uncle, I think someone played a joke on Jaggi.
'Brother Jaggi, it's Babbu! The call got disconnected.'
Did you pack your bags? Come soon, pal.
We have informed the villagers.
All are waiting for you
and we've also arranged for entertainment.
Come soon.
Babbu..
Don't make us wait, pal.
I couldn't arrange for the money.
I can't hear you..
We will lose the land, Babbu. - What..
I couldn't arrange for the money.
I have invited the whole village.
I am not left with anything.
Our friend is coming.. Enjoy..
How will I face you people? - Hey..
We will throw the money on their faces.
I will talk to you later. - Come back soon, pal.
Yes, come back soon. Come soon, Jaggi.
Don't lose hope, son.
God willing, everything will be fine.
You fool, you don't even know
that you have changed the way I think.
I will be..
...going back to my country! My beautiful Pakistan.
If I stay alive, we shall meet again.
Goodbye.
Let's go back to our Pakistan.
Jaggi!
Now whatever we do, we will do it together.
Yes, Jaggi.
If he had a spare key in the truck..
...then why did he come to the wedding with me?
He didn't come for me.
He must have come for you.
Is that your final order, sir?
Would you like anything else?
Get me some phenol. - Okay.
Girls, are you going to the millionaire's party?
No, ma'am. We just need a lift to the bus stand.
You know he is the richest farmer around.
And you know why?
Because every farmer around here
has used his homemade manure to produce plants.
Farmers here have made a big profit.
This is my contribution.
Roger, this is our contribution.
Are you thinking what I am thinking?
Stop! Stop! Stop! That's Jaggi's truck.
There will be a lot of money in that party.
Jaggi's problem will get solved.
Let's go to the party with his truck.
He will surely follow us. - He's unpredictable.
But we can try. - Get in! Get in!
Hey.. - See you later!
Hey!
Stop! Stay where you are!
Keep your hands where I can see them.
We don't have the authority to shoot.
But there just might be an accident.
Now, I'll read out the laws of this great country of Australia.
Hey, don't get up.
Don't look around. Hey.. Why are you running?
Catch him! Stop or I'll shoot!
Stop! I'll shoot you!
Hello. - Hi. - Thank you so much.
My pleasure..
Thank you.
Okay, this is the case.
This is what the program is.
They are keeping the money in a bag.
Look up there.
And John, make sure to keep the bag safe.
Okay? - Yes, ma'am.
'John, make sure to keep the bag safe'.
Come on..
I'll get the money, fast..
Yes, find the bag quickly.
Make it fast.
Empty it.
Make it fast.
Take this. I'll give you the money
put it in. Make it fast.
What are they doing upstairs?
Tea, anyone?
Tea, anyone? Hello.
Want some tea?
Wait, someone is coming.
Are both of you here to steal?
No. - No.
My truck is parked outside.
If you steal here, I will be blamed for it.
Keep the money you stole, back. Where is the money?
She has already lost her mind. She is crazy.
You are educated, right? You are a smart girl.
You have done a cookery course too, right? - Yes.
Keep the money back and both of you come with me.
Don't pressurise me..
Otherwise, I will tell you where I have kept the dollars.
Jaggi.. What are you doing, Jaggi?
Jaggi.. - This isn't our money..
Leave the bag! - Jaggi! Leave it!
I have to go to Punjab, not you!
Let go! - I'll get caught here.
Don't do this. - You are always cribbing. Move aside!
Otherwise.. - Soni..
The money is here..
Leave him. - What..
Where did he drop from? - He fell down.
Where did he come from?
Is he okay?
What happened?
What's up, Jaggi?
From where did you crash-land?
Mr. Vicky? - Everyone has been waiting for you.
The address that you gave me, there was nothing over there.
I had lost all hope.
I thought that you exacted revenge on me for insulting you.
That's not the case. And I gave you the right address.
'486.. Longford.'
It's okay, come on. Come on, bro.
Come.
Come here. Why are you feeling shy?
Come here.
Ladies and gentleman, may I have your attention please?
Come here, pal.
Let me introduce you to the guy behind..
This.
And this.
The chief guest, for whom we all have been waiting for.
Mr. Jaggi!
Now I would like to request my wife, Harpreet..
...to get all the contributed cash
which only belongs to Mr. Jaggi.
Now I would like to request Mr. Jaggi..
...to share his experiences with you guys.
No, I am fine. - Come here, don't feel shy.
Come here. They are my friends.
Speak up. You are their hero.
Hello, Farmers. - Come on, Jaggi.
Myself Jaggi Kuewala, a successful farmer from Punjab.
English so-so, Hindi outpours.
Means Hindi overflows.
Thanks to all of you for liking the manure.
You must be thinking that Jaggi must be someone great..
...to invent such manure.
But I have nothing to hide from all of you.
Actually, neither my villagers
nor anyone in Australia liked my work.
But I have experimented a lot with farming back home.
The host of the programme 'My village, My fields' Ms. Bimla
is my fan.
She came to my village and awarded me with a trophy.
She said that I would grow up to be very successful.
I don't know much about the ways of the world..
But I know for sure that..
...a farmer's joys and sorrows are linked to his field.
After sowing the seeds
he thinks about going to his in-laws' house.
After harvest, he visits his brother-in-law for any event.
Once he sends his crops to the market, he feels unburdened.
If he gets a profit
he is as happy he would be when his son is born.
If his crop dries up or gets destroyed..
...he feels as if his breath has dried up.
A farmer shouldn't die if his crops fail.
He should instead work harder.
Because crops can be grown again.
But a dead person cannot come back to life.
A farmer should know that he has another son too.
Like crops cannot survive without a farmer.
A son too cannot survive without his father.
All I want to tell everyone is to love
your harvest
as well as your family.
Love your family.
I am not done..
I am not done yet, and you have already started clapping.
Now that you have started clapping
I think I should stop now.
Don't think that I don't have anything left to talk about.
I have so much to say that sometimes
even Roop and Preet give up sometimes.
Roop and Preet are my buffaloes.
Due to lack of time, all I would like to say is..
...if I can get the money then
I can leave for my village happily.
Because we have to save our land.
My villagers are waiting for me.
Come on, Jaggi!
Well done, Jaggi!
You are great. Well done.
Sir, is this the money? - Oh yes. Thank you.
I feel proud..
To give all cash.. To Mr..
Well done, Sardaarji!
You are great.
You gave three lakh dollars away to orphaned children.
You were praised by everyone. You became a Noble Sikh.
What do you think? Will Teja just let you leave?
Do you think you can leave unscathed?
See.. Any last wish?
I wish to go back to my village. - Let me finish.
I was saying if you have any last wish then forget about it.
I am already falling short of men and I am loaded with work.
If you have any last wish then let me know, Teja.
Because I have a lot of men
and very less work. - Pathan, you?
You seem too eager to conclude this, aren't you?
People say that those who haven't seen Lahore
haven't lived.
And those who haven't seen Peshawar..
Throw your weapons down.
They are already down.
Both of us had invested to start our taxicab business.
And Teja, you ended up becoming its sole owner?
Give me my share.
You need the courage of a lion to take your share from Teja.
Do you have the courage?
Shoot!
It is not necessary to resort to guns for everything.
We can talk about it and resolve it as well.
Come on! Shoot me!
You don't know what a Pathan can do!
When I shoot you in the head
you will sit and ponder where the water is coming from!
But alas, I am helpless. I don't have any bullets.
That's better.
I am pleased to hear that.
Both, a gun without a bullet and a wedding without a groom..
Are of no use.
Line them up! - We are already
standing in a line.
Jaggi, will he shoot us?
If he gets angry, he sprains his neck.
Mr. Teja, have some shame.
What kind of a don are you?
You cannot handle a worthless man who wears sport shoes
and wraps a sheet around his waist? - Move.
Now your turn.
Mr. Teja, you have brought so many men..
...as if you are planning to hijack a plane.
All you have to do is capture a poor ice cream vendor!
Shut up!
I won't be fooled by them!
Now there will be justice.
'Don't get angry, Mr. Jaggi.'
Trust me, pal.
I feel the pain of each of the punches that hit your face.
Trust me.
'No..'
Tell me in which well should I drown myself.
Should I punch someone or apologise to him?
'Hello, devotional DVD, come here.'
'What will it take for you to leave the boy?'
'Which boy?' - 'Jaggi?'
'I direct the same question to you.'
'What will it take for you to leave Jaggi?'
'As you can see, this world runs on violence.'
'This world is unpredictable, Mr. Athra.'
'This world can also run on love.'
You were right, Pathan.
We cannot gain anything by violence.
We can sit and talk over it. - Start talking.
Say whatever you want to say.
Take this. Dollars.
For you to buy bullets.
Thank you. Good that you didn't see Peshawar.
But you have shown it to me?
Hey, kohl-eyed, take this.
Ask your mother to freeze the dollars like
she freezes ice creams.
Teja, I will spill your brains out!
'Don't do that, girl! Go back home.'
'Why are you fighting, son? You are so young.'
Catch that damn Sardaar.
'Sardaarji!'
'Never say anything bad.'
You were right. He is good.
Not good, very good.
Then should I die for him?
You don't need to die.
Your life is already set.
Jaggi and I are like the left and right side of the road.
We can never unite.
So what if you two cannot unite?
You two can at least walk together.
No. I know that Jaggi likes you.
He likes me, but I don't know whether he loves me.
You are just too much. You always like the boy I like.
This time I am making a sacrifice.
I'll never do this again. He is coming.
Look, the name he says first.. - Yes..
...is the one he really loves. - Okay? - Okay.
Roop and Preet will be so happy to see me, you know!
We won't even lose our land now.
I thank both of you.
I apologise if I have said anything untoward.
It was a pleasure to meet you.
If you ever come to Punjab then do visit my village.
Bullewal Khurd.
Post Office Pehel. Thank you.
Freeze!
Put your hands where I can see them!
I can't get through to him. What do I do?
Village Chief, people are waiting for him for no reason.
They are looking at this road.
Does anyone who goes abroad ever come back?
I think Jaggi must have taken up
a job of washing utensils at a hotel.
They don't even know whether he gets two square meals..
Yet, they are expecting him to get Rs. 1.5 crore.
You, Bhangra dancer, come here. Hold this.
Come on.. - Go on.. - Go..
Go.. - Come on.. - Move it..
Hello? Listen up.
Like everyone knows..
People of Khurd were given 6 months and 7 days' time..
...to collect Rs. 1.5 crore.
And that time is up.
Only one minute and 10 seconds are left.
So the land near the canal
which was owned by Jaggi Kuewala
will now be owned by him.
No one is going to come. Remove it. Throw it.
Ten..
Nine..
Eight..
Seven..
Six..
Five..
Four..
Three..
Two..
One..
Jaggi is back! - Hey..
Hey.. - Jaggi..
Hey, Jaggi.. - Hey..
Jaggi, pal.. - Jaggi.. - Take care of him.
He shrunk to half his size crying.
But he was already half in size!
Jaggi..
Jaggi.. You were right.
Right decisions are taken from the heart.
You can only do business using your brains.
Count them, they will be more than required.
So many rupees? - Dollars.
Chief, shame and moustaches are two such things..
...which either come at the right time
or they don't come at all.
Our manure has become a hit, sir!
This is just from Australia!
Dollars from America and Canada are on their way.
Inspector, always remember..
...you should never go back to the village
where you were insulted.
"I'll no longer guard your wheat!"
Hello, dear!
Will anyone exchange pleasantries with me or not?
Roop, you don't need to be so angry.
Preet understands me.
Okay then.
I hit the CRP of Australia and came here.
For whom did I do that? For both of you, you fools!
Freeze! Put your hands where I can see them!
Keep them in the air!
If you try anything smart, you'll be jailed.
Have you ever seen Peshawar? - No.
Good that you didn't.
'He has come of age. Look at his swag.'
Freeze! - I will hit you!
'This is a very critical situation.'
'I think Jaggi and you will handle it.'
'I am leaving.'
Stop.. Put your guns down.
Talk to your boss.
Jaggi, I've spoken to their boss.
They cannot arrest you for any case..
...because it was not your fault.
You have earned this money and you deserve it.
Sorry, man. - It's alright.
Yes, sir. Thank you, sir. Everything is sorted.